Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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stupidpplsuck 33
That's probably because you go through your daughters phone. No sympathy from me Voldy.
neeni88 23
Could it simply be because you lack a nose and not due to your "evil" ways as a Mom? If it's any consolation, if your kids hate you, you must be doing something right!
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HarroIAmBob 21
dont snoop through your kids stuff! YDI
Quiltme00 18
Maybe she knew and this is a hint for you to get a nose job
iorderi 0
NOt enough info to really say whether the daughter deserved it or not, but if she had no real reason to go Thro her phone then I say ydi!
Wealthyparrot 9
I've seen this before, ages ago. So either one of two things is true: this is fake, or your daughter saw the same post as me. If the former, ydi for making this up. If the latter, ydi for going through your daughters contacts. Either way, ydi.
hellphone_fml 37
I hate it when parents go through their kids stuff, at least give them a warning before hand. My mom just takes my phone and reads my text then gets mad because they are "inappropriate" or I swore.
theKevmeister 13
you might be able to get it changed to Tom Riddle if you stop spying
mcauley3 8
Maybe you should stay of your daughters phone I hate it when parents don't respect there children's privacy
svalaedgren 18
YDI. You being her mom doesn't give you the right to invade on your daughters privacy.
svalaedgren 18
Guiding a child has nothing to do with secretly looking through their phone etc. If OP's daughter would trust her mother she would come up to her and the guidance would be on the child's terms. Your idea of guidance through snooping around in the child's belongings is ineffective and shows a lack of respect towards the child which is completely wrong in every single way. Perhaps that's the reason her number was under the name Voldemort.
Riddlerette 9
We don't know the reason she is going through her daughter's phone, it could be her daughter once or still does lie repeatedly about where/who she is with or who she is taking to, OP could have needed a number, or OP could really be a snoop. Also for all we know the Harry Potter names could be linked to reason number 1, or it could be she just really likes Harry Potter. My point is, OP is upset that her daughter prefers the new wife as a mom over her and that upsets her, so we should be commenting on that until we get more information. OP if you are upset, sit your daughter down and have a heart to heart with her ask why she is mad at you.
Riddlerette 9
Whoops, ignore the "and that upsets her" that's what happens when you stop typing midsentence and on a tablet xP.