By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

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hunny797 5
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Was that a threesome??

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Soph0725 8

I hate cats...

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I'm pretty sure they hate you too.

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upallnight11 19

How can you hate cats! I'm shocked...

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Blackcatluck 19
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You shall be the first to be executed when we dominate this world.

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SirCharles83 13
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29- that's what Lloyd looked like when he was a baby.

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BlowinChronic 18
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Cat lovers.

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TheWorldGreatest 8
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Cats can be very nasty animal !

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anythingmustbe 18
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Your grammar can also be very nasty.

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BlowinChronic 18
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It was obviously just a typo. Nothing to do with bad grammar.

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life_sucks225 13

i hate cats for that specific reason

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Kidkaplan 19
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"Praise the lord" he didnt

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Neonemerld 21
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OP never said the guy didn't get clawed.

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hunny797 5
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Was that a threesome??

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guitarbeast 22
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I Can Haz Threesome?

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PenguinBitch 43
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61- Spin for me. Hmm ok... ok.... Yez, yous can haz threesome.

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AustinCarlile01 12
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wow that really blows! *ba dum tssss*

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jdimaria3 13

Well, he did get two pussies, so...

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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

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sens3sfailing 24
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thinking of you saying that while making the face you have in your profile pic made that comment even better!

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Evgeny2222 11
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Oh, these cats... Always come to watch you when you're having sex.

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jjessen 20
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Ceiling cat watches you having sex

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Blackcatluck 19
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It's very entertaining seeing one of you in pain while the other is enjoying themselves. In this case no one was in pain therefor the cat needed to make more entertaining

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

It's true, lol cats are creepers.

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Ashekitty 6
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This really is true, my cat would sit at the foot of the bed and watch my boyfriend and I. Every goddamn time!

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Leprekhaun 14

They are studying human interactions in hopes of finding a weakness.

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mrperspire 4

So true

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pattayarick 8
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When I'm getting a blowjob and have a pussy in my face at the same time, it's called 69. Sounds like it's the bf that should have posted the FML.

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chocolateisyum 12
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Maybe the cat was jealous. You should try getting it a girlfriend so it doesn't have to fight over you.

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TurtleSmile 14
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Sounds like OP already knew that, judging by her username.

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MsConfusedd 27
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So his face... It was actually clawed off? Pics or it didn't happen

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rattusrattus 18
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It's a well-known fact that pussies prefer cunnilingus to fellatio.

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