FML : Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and...

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jealouspussy - / Wednesday 20 February 2013 06:55 / United States - Los Angeles

Intimacy

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By felidsentry | 17

#5375856 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:12

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

By hunny797 | 5

#5375854 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:11

Was that a threesome??

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By Soph0725 | 8

#5375848 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:08

I hate cats...

Corrupt_waffles | 13

#5375860 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:13

I'm pretty sure they hate you too.

upallnight11 | 19

#5375939 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 01:57

How can you hate cats! I'm shocked...

Blackcatluck | 19

#5375942 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 02:00

You shall be the first to be executed when we dominate this world.

Always_Me7 | 6

#5375972 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 02:45

True true

SirCharles83 | 13

#5376052 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 04:33

29- that's what Lloyd looked like when he was a baby.

BlowinChronic | 18

#5377148 - Thursday 21 February 2013 12:36

Cat lovers.

By TheWorldGreatest | 8

#5375850 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:09

Cats can be very nasty animal !

anythingmustbe | 18

#5376163 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 06:21

Your grammar can also be very nasty.

BlowinChronic | 18

#5376195 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 07:00

It was obviously just a typo. Nothing to do with bad grammar.

life_sucks225 | 13

#5516088 - Saturday 1 June 2013 07:25

i hate cats for that specific reason

By Kidkaplan | 19

#5375851 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:09

"Praise the lord" he didnt

Neonemerld | 19

#5375859 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:13

OP never said the guy didn't get clawed.

By hunny797 | 5

#5375854 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:11

Was that a threesome??

guitarbeast | 22

#5376085 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 05:00

I Can Haz Threesome?

PenguinBitch | 43

#5376200 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 07:01

61- Spin for me. Hmm ok... ok.... Yez, yous can haz threesome.

AustinCarlile01 | 12

#5376670 - Thursday 21 February 2013 12:47

wow that really blows! *ba dum tssss*

jdimaria3 | 11

#5376783 - Thursday 21 February 2013 03:24

Well, he did get two pussies, so...

By felidsentry | 17

#5375856 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:12

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5375920 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 01:14

thinking of you saying that while making the face you have in your profile pic made that comment even better!

By Evgeny2222 | 11

#5375857 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:13

Oh, these cats... Always come to watch you when you're having sex.

jjessen | 20

#5375941 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 01:59

Ceiling cat watches you having sex

Blackcatluck | 19

#5375945 - Wednesday 20 February 2013 02:03

It's very entertaining seeing one of you in pain while the other is enjoying themselves. In this case no one was in pain therefor the cat needed to make more entertaining