By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

Was that a threesome??

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I hate cats...

Corrupt_waffles 13

I'm pretty sure they hate you too.

upallnight11 19

How can you hate cats! I'm shocked...

You shall be the first to be executed when we dominate this world.

29- that's what Lloyd looked like when he was a baby.

Cat lovers.

Cats can be very nasty animal !

Your grammar can also be very nasty.

It was obviously just a typo. Nothing to do with bad grammar.

life_sucks225 13

i hate cats for that specific reason

"Praise the lord" he didnt

OP never said the guy didn't get clawed.

Was that a threesome??

I Can Haz Threesome?

61- Spin for me. Hmm ok... ok.... Yez, yous can haz threesome.

wow that really blows! *ba dum tssss*

jdimaria3 13

Well, he did get two pussies, so...

felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

thinking of you saying that while making the face you have in your profile pic made that comment even better!

Oh, these cats... Always come to watch you when you're having sex.

Ceiling cat watches you having sex

It's very entertaining seeing one of you in pain while the other is enjoying themselves. In this case no one was in pain therefor the cat needed to make more entertaining

iGottaFindBubbah 12

It's true, lol cats are creepers.

This really is true, my cat would sit at the foot of the bed and watch my boyfriend and I. Every goddamn time!

Leprekhaun 14

They are studying human interactions in hopes of finding a weakness.

mrperspire 4

So true

When I'm getting a blowjob and have a pussy in my face at the same time, it's called 69. Sounds like it's the bf that should have posted the FML.

Maybe the cat was jealous. You should try getting it a girlfriend so it doesn't have to fight over you.

Sounds like OP already knew that, judging by her username.

So his face... It was actually clawed off? Pics or it didn't happen

It's a well-known fact that pussies prefer cunnilingus to fellatio.