By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 482
You deserved it 5 977

Same thing different taste

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felidsentry 17

He'll never look at a pussy the same way again.

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Well, of course the car was mad. That was HIS bed and HIS woman!

Geometric 18

Those damn Priuses, they can be incredibly possessive.

Hehehe. Your username is very appropriate.

Sounds like something out of a cheap horror movie

what kind of horror movies do you watch that have angry cats in them?

iGottaFindBubbah 12

Cat's Eye. The cat would suck the breath out of a child in her sleep.

witchdoctor1 9

Scary movie 2. "My pussys Gone crazy!!! "

You must've done something to upset the pussy in the past so it was seeking revenge when your vulnerable.

Feeling pretty good that I moderated this. Awesome job on getting your fml through! made me chuckle.

my girlfriend always put her cat out of her room um..during. it just feels like he's not old enough to watch hahaha