Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Top comments
123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Don't beat yourself up darling, it's happened to me before. Sometimes you get so relaxed you just can't help but fall asleep. Trust me I doubt it was your technique. Other wise it'd be to painful to sleep haha.
Calyx_fml 22
You blew him away.
kreepers 6
You're being too gentle!!!
tinkdatank 15
Maybe it was just enjoyable for him to the point where he fell asleep :)
jalupe 4
you must be a master of the art
linkinpark98 24
Maybe you were so good, he fell fast asleep? ;)
Epic_story17 0
did u atleast make him cum? lol
BeefyQueef 5
lololololololololololololololololololololololol no.
JBrownie123 24
My boyfriend finishes way too quickly when I give him head, like 30 seconds and he's done... Sometimes I wish he'd fall asleep during it rather than finishing that quick... I consider you lucky!
ramseyrutherford 2
There are medications you can get to solve that. On a brighter note, if you get him to go round two shortly after it will last a lot longer.
JBrownie123 24
Round two, round three and round four still last the same amount of time. It sucks.
immaMonsta 8
#62 How old is your boyfriend? He should be lasting longer than that if he's at least in his late teens, early twenties...
FrankHotpants 31
30 seconds?! That's crazy. Is that the same in bed?
wblack0620 4
At least your doing a good job right.
perdix 31
#62, that is really ****** up! When I was younger, sometimes round 1 was way shorter than what I'd like, but I could redeem myself with rounds 2, 3, and 4. You may like the guy, so put him in the Friend Zone. Eventually, you are going to resent him for such shitty sex.
mrssuarez2011 12
Give head for over 30 minutes and you'll be thankfully he doesn't last that long.
ironhead_fml 20
It's your lips babe, they are great!
yummcookie 0
If you're already tired, being pleasures like that is very relaxing and often puts guys to sleep
Nick_1993 2
That has happened to me. It's relaxing. I was out.