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Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

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Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

Wow..definitely just realized I read the FML wrong. Now I look silly.

No, you look silly when you correct yourself for having the wrong FML when it appears you did have the right one...

10- No, you look silly for thinking that she looked silly for thinking her comment was silly when she rightfully corrected herself. She thought he meant "hit it" as in trying to have sex.

I see, thanks for clearing that up!

10- In my original comment I read "hit it" in a sexual way..as if he were trying to "hit it." That's what I was correcting myself on because obviously the OP meant hitting the tail light, not having sex. But Im fairly sleepy, so I obviously can't read well at the moment. :P

11- I really wish I would have realized you posted that before I typed out my explanation. lol.

I'm sleepy too so I think that's why I read your comment wrong! Sorry!! I give up for the day.

Everyone sleep. Goddamn.

you hit it and quit it?

Op should have just stuck with thank you tho

Well instead of jumping to conclusions in his context like a typical douchebag, why not just say "sorry man" and go about your business?

Now you have a broken hand.

sparto's logic + 5 stitches = broken hand ^ That right there is some good thinking! Someone that smart deserves a cookie! *gives sparto a cookie*

*steals Sparto's cookie*

Wow.. you totally deserve it.

Nice zombie make up xD

She must be quite impressed.

Probably was When he asked who has 5 sticthes and a broken taillight "an idiot" popped up in my head, anyone else?

Whenever someone tries to act cool, something in the universe causes it to backfire.

Smartass. 'Something dosent work so kick it' Ya thats the worst solution ever

Actually in this case it could've worked. Just should've done it a little more gentle, instead of punching at it.

It worked in the 1960-70's xD

I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

Well, at least he definitely hit it off...

YDI, but wow you must have hit it pretty damn hard

Anything to impress a girl huh?

Lol this reminded me of that Simpson's episode where Homer hits the jukebox like he's Fonzie trying to be all cool, and smashes the glass cause him to bleed like crazy and passes out.

Wasn't that from family guy?