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Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

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Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

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No, you look silly when you correct yourself for having the wrong FML when it appears you did have the right one...

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10- No, you look silly for thinking that she looked silly for thinking her comment was silly when she rightfully corrected herself. She thought he meant "hit it" as in trying to have sex.

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10- In my original comment I read "hit it" in a sexual way..as if he were trying to "hit it." That's what I was correcting myself on because obviously the OP meant hitting the tail light, not having sex. But Im fairly sleepy, so I obviously can't read well at the moment. :P

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11- I really wish I would have realized you posted that before I typed out my explanation. lol.

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Well instead of jumping to conclusions in his context like a typical douchebag, why not just say "sorry man" and go about your business?

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sparto's logic + 5 stitches = broken hand ^ That right there is some good thinking! Someone that smart deserves a cookie! *gives sparto a cookie*

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Probably was When he asked who has 5 sticthes and a broken taillight "an idiot" popped up in my head, anyone else?

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Actually in this case it could've worked. Just should've done it a little more gentle, instead of punching at it.

Lol this reminded me of that Simpson's episode where Homer hits the jukebox like he's Fonzie trying to be all cool, and smashes the glass cause him to bleed like crazy and passes out.

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