Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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123josie123 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:31

But he was still hard?? :/

MetalxSoldier 26

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:35

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

Comments

Lizzer6576 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 8:53

That happened to me only I was giving him a hand job... I felt like an idiot!

Arlisshsr 9

Monday 21 May 2012 22:55

Yall dont know what your talking about...that is a HUGE compliment...i really hope u didnt stop...and dont be mad at him...

confusdsincbirth 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 20:33

118, that's hilarious. I didn't notice what you did there until someone tried to correct your use of words. You win, my good sir.

itsstevedude 6

Saturday 28 June 2014 11:30

2 of my friends have done that while having sex MULTIPLE times. I just don't understand.

shannon2348 14

Friday 24 January 2020 17:14

Sweetie if he fell asleep then you are obviously not doing it right. ydi

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