Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time....

By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. I went slowly to build up the excitement, and I thought it was working really well, until he sighed, "For fuck's sake, it's a dick, not a shotgun." and told me to stop embarrassing him. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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alex1432 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

Well try using more than just your hands??

lilbeast0327 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

wow u must really suck

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Zdog101 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:57

iz he gay??????

Edoe11xx 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:00

Lol wow fail

iveanne 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:07

you were clearly doing it wrong or you don't turn him on at all. most guys would be excited just to have a girl touch it.

babyblue666 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:39

maybe hes gay

TKrisha_fml 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:10

LooL!! You must be really bad XD

Dbolli 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:10

Sounds like you need some practice.

amuck 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:44

a handjob? lmao that's some 6th grade shit right there FYL and grow up before he gets a ******* from one of your friends....

deayandrax3 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:30

6th grade? wtf

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:49

"melts in your mouth, not in your hand." definitely applies here. |the kid|

spazmattic 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:58

I loled at "a peepee touch".

katybaker 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:02

maybe practice on a pickle first and look up some 101...

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