FML : Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm...

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Imaman / Saturday 28 May 2011 04:09 / United States

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By thebestof1984 | 0

#2578639 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:10

that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

By ChiddyBANGr | 13

#2578611 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:02

"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

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By cindayy77 | 0

#2578583 - Saturday 28 May 2011 11:53

FYL, I have to say xD

kl_beans | 0

#2578815 - Saturday 28 May 2011 13:20

I mean he could've just pulled down his trousers but then again it was a retiament

turtlemanz | 8

#2582297 - Sunday 29 May 2011 4:51

dude looks like a lady

dav3800 | 7

#2584480 - Sunday 29 May 2011 22:00

21 is right...

By bluegoldfish | 7

#2578587 - Saturday 28 May 2011 11:53

pwned. by an old lady. burn sssssssss....

Judahsh | 8

#4938704 - Sunday 16 September 2012 20:53

Unless heshe realy did lie...

By ChiddyBANGr | 13

#2578611 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:02

"Ask me about my Weinerrr"

SoccerBitch113 | 0

#2579543 - Saturday 28 May 2011 17:29

hahaha

alexg823 | 0

#2610994 - Friday 3 June 2011 7:19

I'm curious as to why you capitalized "Weinerr."

By sourgirl101 | 22

#2578619 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:06

"Dude looks like a Lady".(:

gwadafiesta_fml | 2

#2578664 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:13

And dude sounds like a lady too if he couldn't convince her when telling her ! Double FML

sillybanana97 | 1

#3812295 - Saturday 31 December 2011 19:48

Lol double FYL! I feel sorry for you....

By btnhdude | 0

#2578624 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:07

did you not finish your comment?
'cause I'm guessing you meant to say,
"the girl who cried wolf doesn't relate to this fml at all."

By Sinvudyo | 0

#2578629 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:07

Hmm, maybe you should grow an beard =)

BabbiiLovvee | 0

#2581222 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:10

a beard*

bluegoldfish | 7

#2581225 - Saturday 28 May 2011 22:10

maybe you should learn which indefinite article to use for words beginning with a consonant.

funnynesh | 10

#4204728 - Friday 23 March 2012 11:15

48- shut up! I really hate you grammar nazi bastards…

By thebestof1984 | 0

#2578639 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:10

that's when you whip out your dick and say see!!!

Btgalownia | 0

#2579654 - Saturday 28 May 2011 17:55

what if he had a small penis? "today, to prove to an old lady, I showed her my penis. she laughed at the size and walked away. fml"

By Tsunami87 | 17

#2578647 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:11

better start hitting the gym, girl :p

By btnhdude | 0

#2578666 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:14

motherfuck Dre, motherfuck snoop, motherfuck deathrow! Yo' n here comes my left blow! - Eazy E

at1325 | 0

#2578973 - Saturday 28 May 2011 15:02

judging by all of the thumbs down your comment has received and simply reading the comment, you should follow your picture's advice and shut the fuck up