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By sharon - / Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:21 / United States
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OP uses this site, hence the post. I'd bet they're one of those people who blame autocorrect when they use the wrong form of your.

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So many people say "I could care less", I don't understand it. Just a slightly mangled version of the correct phrase, I guess. Also, shutting off autocorrect is almost as dumb as blaming it for your own mistakes! It's helpful when you try to type a long word and fuck up on a letter and it corrects it, or something like that. 60% of the time it's pretty handy, 40% of the time it's nothing but a pain in the ass. Worth it, though.

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The point of the saying is usually to say that you don't give a flying fuck so it would make more sense to say "I couldn't care less". But if you might care a little bit then yeah you could say that you "could care less".

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I have a friend who always says "I don't give two shits" Instead of "i don't give a shit" so i just ask him, "Oh, so you do give 1 shit then?"

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146, it would appear you severely underestimated 141's intelligence when you so venomously attacked it. I should hope you might take this experience and learn from it.

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146, it is not too complex for any of us. You just showed FML how full of yourself you really are. Go attempt to impress somewhere else. Try a preschool. Maybe you can impress them.

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Oh for the love of god. Stop talking about intelligence over the Internet. You can bash each other all you want, but it's not going to Accomplish anything.

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When I read comments that people write to make themselves look smarter that the previous guy, it reads with a British accent in my head.

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74- and you are obviously a moron who doesn't understand the concept of a joke, or simple reading comprehension for that matter. Learn to read comments before you reply with something snarky.

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I honestly don't care if 55's comment was a joke. It still pisses me off when people spell like that when they know perfectly how to spell. Plus, I did not see it as a joke because that kind of thing does not always translate through text; it's all about perception.

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74 & 90 - I just want you to know that there are those of us that agree with you. My thumb up clearly barely made a difference, but you have my condolences that apparently the majority of FML readers are idiots. That "joke" was not funny, as very little of it was actually texting abbreviations, but rather merely pathetic spelling errors.

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I think he meant to type apathetic, but his auto-correct didn't catch it (previous comments make me feel it is necessary to point out this is sarcasm).

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Are you seriously blaming OP's stupidness on technology? It's called a "user error," my dear friend.

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At the fact you use your phone for a presentation* Double post, I know. Excuse me while I go kill myself now.

hey seth, no one cares :D and dont make a big deal out of it op, to be honest i dont find this as an fml

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I firmly believe that the perceived definition of "irony" is one of the best ways to determine a person's intelligence. It's not rocket science!

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Irony: 1). (meaning in literature) 2). An outcome not expected. I did not expect my iPhone to correct my mistake while making a joke about somebody else's mistake. Thus we have irony.

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Holy fuck, are you people fucking serious? Why don't you two just get a fucking room already and leave the rest of us out of it. And for the record, that WAS irony, plain and simple.

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111- are you sexist? How discriminating!! *extreme sarcasm because I don't really give a shit what your comment said*

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Wow seriously? clearly you have problems with misunderstanding things for what they are. What is the difference between you being a douche and me being honest. Obviously none because that is my honest opinion about you. Not the difference between your and you're. Get over yourself.

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Joanlysn - just accept the fact that you screwed up and stop making it worse for yourself. Your continued defense of your grammatically-incorrect comment is making you look foolish. Just move on.

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Doc. I've already accepted it. I corrected my self in a previous comment by this grammar nazi. plus last time i checked I can say whatever I want hun.

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Well that's what get when you live in America people who express opinion. Bound to clash, your about as guilty as I am smart, i.e. not very xD xD xD hahaha!!!

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Joanlysn - I was trying to give you some friendly advice. You chose not to follow it, and you made the same damned mistake ("you're") again, thus proving my point that the more you defend stupidity, the more foolish you look. I try, people. I really do.

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142. I bet you create a bunch of duffrent accounts too. I be you are fat sad bastard that sits at home and mastirbates to animals having sex. Well guess what I hope one day when your sitting at home your computer fucking blows up in your face, so you due a virgin you pathetic piece of shit

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That sounds like you just looked that up in the dictionary smart ass -.- not everyone is big headed like you, And I like how you are putting such a huge effort of a word such as you're. Somebody obviously has no life. Your a hypocrite.

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142. I bet you create a bunch of different* accounts too. I bet* you are fat sad bastard that sits at home and masturbates* to animals having sex. Well guess what I hope one day when you're* (WHY DO YOU KEEP MISSPELLING THIS?) sitting at home your computer fucking blows up in your face, so you die* a virgin you pathetic piece of shit Plus, a large amount of grammatical errors.

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That sounds like you just looked that up in the dictionary smart ass -.- not everyone is big headed like you, And I like how you are putting such a huge effort of a word such as you're. Somebody obviously has no life. Your a hypocrite.

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204- it's stuff like this that turned you into such a bastard, eh? You get no appreciation from people nowadays.

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Nice catch, but to quote the great Bender Bending Rodriguez, "That's not ironic, it's merely coincidental."

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