Intimacy: Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2019 00:00

Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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Just say no

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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Tough choice

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

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Shitpants blues

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML

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In distress

By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:17

Were you doin' it doggy style?

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princess_88 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 9:45

Lmfao

Sexcrazed 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:04

Wow! I think I would probably hide for the rest of the night. That's embarrassing! Shame!

azzaj 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:58

ick.

danidismembered 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 22:23

you are gorguss

jadehr 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:34

hahahahha. he's a goner

jamjelly386 5

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:23

why didn't you poop before the sex? you would think you would have thought this through.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 5 October 2010 21:59

Next time say "That was amazing honey, I didn't know if I was coming or going!!"

Lils123 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 11:21

Hahaha~ I can only freakin imagine the look on his face...

Psychokitty29 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:37

OMG dude, I just laughed so hard I peed myself a little :D

NotDeadYetDammit 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:43

I think you turned him off permanantly..

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