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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

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myown262 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:49

If I was the teacher I would of done the same thing.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:15

You expect sympathy? If I was a teacher I would have done the same thing. What the hell is this idea that lying flat on your face in public is cool? Grow up you worm.

ArsenalFan12 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:24

So worth it

stewie13_666 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:25

YDI for planking

RuskiManBearPig 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:36

WTF is planking?

babytunechi 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:04

yea I wonder why -.-

abbikidson 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:27

Planking is for the retards of the world

Shrimpygurl94 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:41

That's what you get for doing stupid/pointless things so YDI

lilmillion22 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:42

You guys suck!! I agree, planking is dumb, but that's why it's so fun.

angel9413 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:54

Our school broke the world record for most people planking in the same place at the same time

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