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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 114

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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You deserved it 28 287

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 855

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 039

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 16:01

Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 177

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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You deserved it 4 715

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 517

You deserved it 1 773

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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You deserved it 161

cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

Comments

Sweet_Lemonade 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 13:41

Lucky I'm not your teacher, I would have given you a month of detention

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:32

Yeah.. learning TO PLANK!!

r3n33 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 21:54

hahahaha

nico101bc 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:15

WE WILL NEVER BE STOPED

Drobin_fml 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:25

HAZZAAH!

jensen1031 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:25

By far the dumbest f-n trend I have ever seen

Ambaayyy 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:29

Good! Planking originated from SLAVES look it up.

bri1215 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 23:49

wow ur stupid, noone planks anymore

iljakujala 0

Monday 24 October 2011 3:44

you totally deserved it!!

17David17 0

Monday 24 October 2011 6:01

I got in trouble for planking on school sign

wopandproud 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 10:04

Idiot.

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