Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my dad was folding laundry. He came across a pair of jeans and asked who they belonged to. My mom said, “Those are definitely mine. The knees are worn out.” Thanks for that mental image mom. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
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nevele11 0
Well it depends if you're wearing granny panties, or she's wearing thongs.
robbietherabbit 0
anyone who's confused: look at the username
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Comments (107)
KarenC_fml 0
Girl, you need a trip to Victoria's Secret!!
ohhsnapp 0
#2 that was my exact thought. hahaha.
mrilake 0
I wouldn't call this an FML at all, but more of an opportunity. Throw out the granny panties, take a trip to Victoria's Secret, buy two dozen pairs of thongs and v-strings, and voila - problem solved. You will never again have to waste a moment figuring out whose panties are whose when you do the laundry; yours will be the sweet and skimpy ones.
lol_seriously 0
How old is her mum?
mattmag 0
Not a big deal unless you're a guy.
starvingxartist 0
ugh, i basically had this same fml last week.
lovelylady123 0
does ur mom like act young? or do you act old? wat kind of panties were they? that makes a big difference
Kellayy 0
how is this an FML?
duckpsy 2
#2 took the words right out of my mouth.
Rockey 3
#35Exaggeration