Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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thatguyyx 4
Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
uh... WHAT?
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Comments (113)
domosumo 0
Totally justified.
pennies_lane 6
well he was obviously right in firing you. you clearly don't have enough experience in fun spiritual if you don't even know what it is. obviously it's....umm....fun spiritual is the....**** it, I don't ******* know! your boss, sorry ex boss, is a weed smoking, smelly, hippy fruit loop! he sounds fun....and spiritual.
5t3ff1k4h 47
50 - Only Grammar Nazis and people with fake tans will prevail? Good thing I'm in the former category. Didi - I had to laugh at your comment. Hilarious!
Sammara 0
Ha you could probably get him for religious discrimination.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I would have responded back that I was raised with no fun spirtitual. Just to see what they would say back.
numberswoman 14
fin stmts I bet.
sweetthing333 0
check your state's work laws. some states do not have a 'right to work' law meaning that unless you have tenure your boss is not required to tell you why you are being fired. tennessee is an example of this. good luck.
portablecupid 3
This reminds me of highschool when a boyfriend of mine sent me a breakup text that said "It feels like I haven't really been you".
chosha_fml 27
I suggest listening to the song Son of a Preacher Man. that's pretty 'fun spiritual'. ;)
AMRod614 0
I got fired a few months ago (right before the holidays) because "it doesn't work." I feel your pain!