Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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thatguyyx 4
Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
uh... WHAT?
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Comments (113)
camerican21 1
Why are you writing about it on FML when he obviously wants you to play hide and seek with God. Start looking
techweed 12
SUE HIS ASS OFF!!!
Zombies_eat_Nath 0
sue his ass off..? hmm... "in the case of fun spiritual we have the plaintiff suing her former boss (also known as the defendant) for his ass...if we are not allowed to say that, sorry America. but ass. ass ass ass. I don't get paid enough to narrate these damn shows for these damn judges..." yeah.. fun times(:
insanesna1l 0
take his donkey. teach the bastard for messing with you
FMyLife_2012 0
again. yes. suing is the 1st thing people think of. but knock it off. or I'll sue you for suing me and take all your stuff. that's what's wrong with America. the first reaction is sue for money. no wonder America is a failing power in the world.
Lexy_V 0
what is that supposed to mean? he probably just needed an excuse to not have to directly say it to you.
jinxthejinx 0
Lexy, I reeeeeeally hope that your profile is a joke.
Kesler_17 0
My favorite was "I'm a 'coccasion' girl."
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
5'11 and 120lbs... That seems a bit too skinny to me.
zzzBOLTzzz 1
#20. I just masturbated to your picture, it was nice, so thanks for putting it up as your picture.
Privations_fml 0
And where the hell were YOU working?
Zombies_eat_Nath 0
(spiritual creepy catholic) pedofiles 'r' us. Lol
livetodisco 0
go huskies
krez 20
Anyone who has enough experience in fun spiritual would know what it means!
CrystalClearly 8
exactly!
kornhead09 0
he really ment to say because you did not have sex with him but I think he knew that it wouldn't look good on the HR paperwork
LemonStarship 5
Sounds fun.
ILoveEggnog 7
Ze hell?
SpaceMannn 0
omg op if you don't have fun spiritual you're never going to get hired! Go get some fun spiritual I'm pretty sure you can get some at walmart because walmart has almost everything.
randomaccess745 0
well the UK doesn't have enough fun spiritual either! spaceman is simply suggesting that OP travel to our beautiful land and purchase some. ameeeeerrrrrica!
rockhound 0
Dear Mr LegoLover (48), you seem justalilbitter. You are in need of some fun spiritual yourself. Until then, feel free to STFU. Sincerely, Just another American asshole
rattusrattus 19
#48. We do not have the *brand* of shopping chains Wal-Mart, but ASDA is owned by Wal-Mart (but from what I've heard of Wal-Mart, it has more class). However, you get the Fun Spiritual at WH Smith.
SarahStarzz 0
60 win
mea_iloveskiing 26
I giggled :)