Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
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thatguyyx 4
Report that. Wrongful termination is illegal, and you can sue. I doubt "no enough experience with fun spiritual" will hol up in court. Especially in court.
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
uh... WHAT?
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Comments (113)
AnonTheGreat 7
WHAT THE DICKING HELL IS "FUN SPIRITUAL?"
SarahStarzz 0
104 he probably ment that she didn't have sex with him or something :)
tarvinwashere 0
maybe you should spend a little time with Gay Jesus http://www.lindqvist.com/b/wp-content/bilderfiler/gay-jesus-offends-christians.jpg
MsSoulReaper 27
Uhh is he mentally challenged by any chance or is this actually in the dictionary. FYL
ghost_of_you08 0
90- You are beyond annoying as f*ck. The end.
5t3ff1k4h 47
113 - Glad I managed to annoy you. Now I can cross that off my list. You realize 99% of the posters on here are annoying, right? So the fact that I annoy you doesn't make much of a difference in the long run.
EnterNameHere001 5
He fired you because you didn't have the experience to recognize his subtle invitations to his fun and spiritual cult orgies!
yawndiver 2
maybe he meant enough fun with spiritual experience?
Java6Nerd 10
Uhm... it really sounds as if your boss was high when he/she wrote that.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Is he on something?
FirestarFML 5
Maybe it was just a autocorrect mistake? Otherwise though, WTF???!???!