Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
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Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
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Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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dragonwarrior 3
I think that his firing you would make it awkward, but I don't think it would have been before. FYL
Luckster 0
I think your Boss' plan backfired. If anything, this is going to make things even more awkward.
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Comments (65)
PsychoMerk 0
SHE's a Ginger 9.9
FreeZFrameD 0
Wow. how creative. you took an episode from The Office and put it on FML.. you know the one where Micheal starts dating Pam's newly diverced mother after Pam's wedding. The one where Pam threatens to quit? sounds familiar doesn't it? you are dumb.
xriley 0
I know ur moms hapiness is important but tell her to dump him...see how he likes it...or report it to higher authority..if there is one
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for having a mother.
NSPrincess 0
I agree with perdix. You should have slept with your boss it's not to late so hurry and go hit that you might just end up getting your job back!
tuninggamer 0
shouldnt ur boss just dont date ur mom? I mean this is just BS! go to a court or something?
crmccullough 1
you could talk to your mom and see if she'll talk to him if she threatens to break up w/ him you'll probably be rehired
CaParkin 0
Wow that sort of defeats the purpose now does it.
klakuv 0
he seems to think he just fired u from ur own family...
dg72592_fml 0
that drawls, wouldn't that just make things more awkward then?