Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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dragonwarrior 3
I think that his firing you would make it awkward, but I don't think it would have been before. FYL
Luckster 0
I think your Boss' plan backfired. If anything, this is going to make things even more awkward.
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Comments (65)
winterharte 0
Uhh you can sue him for wrongful termination smartie..
hcube 0
why does this remind me of The Office? hmmm...
xJaypex 0
you thought wrong, not even close
hoolie06 0
Michael Mrs. Beasley = very awkward situation for Pam.
cucumberfabulous 7
Nah, The Office is kind of funny. But not really hysterical....
artfreak21 0
Sue!
Ejigantor 0
A lawsuit would be a terrific idea, except of course that in the good ol' U S of A most states have "right to hire, right to fire" laws; your employment can be terminated at no notice for no reason. STBY
logand 3
tell your mother that we has the reputation to be a ladie's guy at work
summerloolooloo 0
Wouldn't firing you make things even more awkward?
ElMundio87 0
I'd make his life hell at family get-togethers
Jenmaree 9
Sabotage their relationship.
Blatstuff 0
lol that's terrible
MQ_was_here 0
Mmmkay, how about you STFU?