dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nature called
Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML
anonymous
Fairbanks, United States
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
CrappyDay
United States
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
ilana
United States
Surprise!
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
unemployed
United States
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
bbbbb
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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thegoodlife101 0
hes a priest.
Anupants 0
kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...
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Comments (101)
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for only giving us your side of the story. I get a very very strong feeling that you're at fault here...
perdix 31
Being a pimp for child prostitutes is a horrible job. Even in this economy.
ikickgingers 15
I was thinking a pedo photographer. Good call though.
SpruceDread4578 13
That sucks. Hopefully your life doesn't end up in the shitters.
cottmand 6
Lol I hate kids parents that don't make then listen!! My step-son does that on a daily bases!! And he is almost 10. Shittin ass kids!
tragic1992 20
Wow you sound like a great understanding step mom! ? children deserve compassion and respect not to be slagged off because of accidents !! Jeez.
whcwtexan 0
Was your letter of termination signed by the Vatican?
ultra_notorious 26
This sounds like a blessing in disguise. Hopefully you didn't have to clean up his shitty pants.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Here CUM'S the CRAPPY pun's that make fml SHITTY in so many CRAPPY ways.... _> POOP...
yaknowiverse 0
wow....
slice_89 0
You fail to describe weather or not he had a learning disability or behavior problem or any at all.... I feel as if you leaving some of the story out...
keeks46 12
That was probably a really shitty job