dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nature called
Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML
anonymous
Fairbanks, United States
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
CrappyDay
United States
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
ilana
United States
Surprise!
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
unemployed
United States
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
bbbbb
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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thegoodlife101 0
hes a priest.
Anupants 0
kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...
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Comments (101)
Levvy 22
That level of brevity really does not engender trust that this is all there is to the story.
hymenopterans 1
I think what you mean to say is that you got fired because you could not deal with a problem.
jordanlite 16
Well said!
monkey253100 8
Maybe next time you should direct him to the edge of a cliff and escort him there so he dosen't get lost
blinksmilewink 23
I don't get this at all...
hurrican_fml 0
What's not to get. Some retard shit his pants and op got fired
some_girl9 8
OP, the fact that you were so vague in your post tells me that this was a problem you should have been able to handle but didn't bother to, so now you're blaming the kid. Smooth move, asshole. YDI.
kiakia0131 23
There has to be a lot more to this story... maybe the kid has a disorder or special needs and he can't help himself or communicate to follow directions properly.
captainfalcon7 0
you Can always find what you need at walmart
ChiFan96 3
So, are you a special ed teacher?
lawprior 0
I have a feeling there's more to this story
Munchkin13 6
What kind of job do you have?