Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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Comments (143)
tlynn78 1
womp, wooomp.
MuffyStJacques 0
Maybe laying there like a dead fish bored him to sleep.
ReaganKJ 0
..... maybe he has narcolepsy ?
MakeAScene 4
I was thinking this, too.
sourgirl101 29
I was thinking he's drunk and finally passed out.
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's what I was thinking.
leeshxx 3
that's what you get for having boring old missionary sex. Spice it up. throw in a studded butt plug and some hand cuffs. also if you really wanna wake him up with a jolt, electricity to the nipples can be fun. remember folks it's not rape If you yell SURPRISE!
MakeAScene 4
Your attempt at being funny is almost painful.
leeshxx 3
love, if I wanted an assholes opinion I would have farted
MakeAScene 4
Lol, just stop.
shitbags 0
haha lmao
babygirlchan123 0
maybe it felt so good, he hyperventilated, nd he fainted lol
im_awsome 2
maybe hes planing to hit it in the morning ? or else fyl
splice520 4
did you continue??
mariazzz 5
what a nightmare
diabian 9
without even coming?!!