By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24

...there's always more fish in the sea, right?

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Catkam623 27

So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?

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CrissyyyS2 22

What? Lets not let you be single for 22. *wink* No ****.

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DOUGHBOYJR13 3

Sounds like some thing that would happen to me

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CrissyyyS2 22

A year and you're already making a FML. I wonder what happens when you're single for more than 2 years.

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Dracoboxer357 35

18- Online dating to the Adult sites. ;p

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Ambient25 24

Palmela Handerson doesn't care what sites you visit

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EpicSquishii 21

I feel for you OP. My mustache has been the only thing to keep me warm almost my whole life :(

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RedPillSucks 31

Pervy Sage can change that.

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Ambient25 24

and here I thought it was just her hairy arms...

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DocBastard 38

It makes me sad when people complain about being single. What's wrong with being single? No one to answer to, you can sleep with whomever you choose, you can leave your house a mess if you want. What could be better than that?

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ILoveMyArm 15

Having someone who loves you. :(

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Vlortch_fml 6

True, but usually people who complain about being single can't sleep with whomever they choose. See the problem ?

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AGB10 19

Maybe you can try doing the asking instead next time ;)

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joyce71 5

ouch that hurts don't worry your night in shinning armour will find you one day

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missrebecca3 8

knight* don't think the nighttime is going to come save her anytime soon oops

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Dracoboxer357 35

2- (cries for you!) ;P By choice is a little different, I would think. ;)

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

girls are quick to say looks don't matter, is about personality what a lie,, looks matter no matter what sex

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Bluekaren16 19

Personality > looks though. I'm not going to say looks don't completely matter but at the end of the day it's the personality that makes a person stay with them. If it was all about looks then it would be all physical all the time. Personality has to mesh with each other in order for the other person to stay.

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love_me_electric 20

Depends if you're looking for a one night stand or a relationship. Looks are more important for the former, personality is more important for the latter.

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Catkam623 27

So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?

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