Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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Top comments
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
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Comments (81)
heartlessagony 0
I guess they were there for extra protein. Hope there was other food to choose from.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
spaceshan69 0
keep your place clean you nasty ****
Aznforlife 0
No wonder they're magically delicious lmfao FYL.
perdix 31
Aye, They're Magically Disgusting! Weevils wobble, but they won't fall down.
sterl13 0
amazing:-)
sterl13 0
beautiful:-)
jayde214 0
what is a weevil??
kei1108 13
They are a bug that mostly gets into wheat bases food if not contained properly. There are otter types of weevils. Like the paper weevil. If you have paper that been lying around in the same spot for ages, it may get weevils.
Luckster 0
Weevils exist? I thought they were a cartoon thing. I just learned something new today!
nates0210 0
lucky charms dont seem too lucky... or charming...
bubber 0
So? Throw the damn thing out. Its a box of cereal, its not like you paid $40 for a prime rib or filet mingon and found somthing nasty on it. Your life is average.
oceaneyes9 0
wow keep your place clean....