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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Ryuuchild666 - 01/10/2018 13:30

Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML

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By SayWhat - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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maibiz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:35

No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...

Comments

effthis 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:50

theyre after your lucky charms

DeathSticks 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:52

You found weedles in your cereal? QUICK PUT THEM IN YOUR POKEBALLS!!!

BannedStory 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:11

well thats just lame..

jakehandy 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:34

nice:)

xxkoneko444xx 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:52

Holy heck, that's down right disgusting. Also, @ effthis, they are after the lucky charms! XD

theeBeezWaXx 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:59

what are weevils.? i never heard of them :/

imperfectclarity 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:01

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=weevils

Luckster 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:49

Huh...they're actually kinda cute by insect standards.

kelleyb323 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:42

@49 I totally agree I've always thought they were cute ~ ~ ~

Seventytimeseven 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:59

Yea I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. That is absolutely awful

killer1525 20

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:03

lol so you had pokemon eating your cereal

lalalala2424 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:19

FYI, basil leaves keep out weevils

ForkCrest 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:23

Guess your lucky charms were not so lucky, haha

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:28

I'll bet those weevils devoured that annoying leprechaun that comes in every box. (As opposed to the disgruntled employee that comes in every box, in a different way.)