Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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Top comments
maibiz 0
No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.
saranottelling 7
NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...
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Comments (81)
kelleyb323 0
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Weevil invasion! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
plethora 3
I'm pretty sure weevils don't "fester".
NekaB 0
ewww dude that's nasty get the containers that cereal can go in like rubbernaid so shyt stays fresh and keeps unwanted animals o in ur case weevils OUT lol
jollykilla704 0
it's called roll the bag shut. it bugs the hell out of me when people don't close what they open. YDI
shade609 0
Wow. How... lucky?
kirakira333 0
quick! use a pokeball to catch one! it evolves from sneasel and can learn night slash and dark pulse! ;D
WTFKuro 0
Somehow, I don't think you know what the word 'fester' means.
ftb170 0
maybe that was the prize
gatorgrl1988 0
what's a weevil
eatmybeans 0
ewwww your dirty!