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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Ryuuchild666 - 01/10/2018 13:30

Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML

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By SayWhat - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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maibiz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:35

No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...

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iam808014 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:16

YDI for eating Lucky Charms.

iBiteRoses 22

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:27

132, you're dumb. JS

Burbman 1

Monday 21 March 2011 7:15

They're after me lucky charms!!!!

BEATS22 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:39

they were after your lucky charms

chrislink 6

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:08

Always chose the lesser of two weevils:)

NoShotz 10

Friday 8 November 2013 4:06

Not so lucky, are they

aria78 19

Thursday 22 May 2014 15:23

Am I the only one wondering if he found them before or after he took a bite?

Aspyr 10

Friday 4 July 2014 0:07

That's when you say "it's me lucky charms"

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 22:54

Quickly go up to the corner shop rite store and get a new box

chxrrycxke 5

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:29

At least you found it before eating

littlelesbian 9

Friday 8 January 2016 16:52

3 words. NOT THE CHARMS!

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

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