By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 02:38 - United States

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
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Br00talsex 0

atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.

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mz_booty 0

and you can't go buy anthink because??

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BadasS14 0

maybe he's broke...or has no common sense..?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I love how everyone immediately says "well go buy laxatives" as though everyone always has money. There are some times when I am lucky to be able to scrounge together 50 cents for myself after paying for the things that have to be paid for such as my phone. OP I feel for you and I things will get better for you soon.

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LilaBear 1

if the OP was that short on money, I'm sure it would have made it into the FML. Like, "and I can't afford laxatives" rather than "we have no laxatives". I'd say the same thing: go buy laxatives. Go without something for a week so you can afford the damn laxatives if you have to. Clearly your health is more important than another week's phone credit or whatever other non-essential items 99% of western society buys.

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Lehk 9

if you consider yourphone bill to be more important than medicine you need, you need to reassess your priorities

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RedPillSucks 31

Also, if they can afford the other medication they're taking, they can probably afford laxatives.

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schwancy 2

I bet Drano will clean out your system.

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mylifesucksserio 15

thanks for the image

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kallmemattchew 3

ever heard of going out and BUYING laxatives or stool softeners?

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worldclass 0

Kenny vs. Spenny? Prune juice, flsxseed and bran = you pooping your brains out.

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Cass3m0 0

I hardly think he could do it in a "jiffy". Unless he was the fastest son of a bitch to ever live, moving faster than the speed of light.

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