Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML
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Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
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FoxRacerGirl7 7
caller ID (:
BadPinkKitty07 0
hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Comments (82)
itsbrittyadig 0
@ 29 lol
Ghostfire258 3
that makes no sense
JovanIlic 0
YDI for being an asshole FYI cuz u got SERVED xD!
desirexnoel 0
Yeah, you should probably always just say "Hello" if you don't have any caller ID.
ryan190187 2
why would you even think that would be funny??
fuckityu 0
umm doesn't. anyone check caller id anymore?
SadinSherman 16
You should probably get Caller I.D.,and you probably should not answer the phone with offensive words
Bluemonster3 26
I bet that went down well...
tiffi_is_spiffi 1
This isn't really a big deal. its call I'm sorry boss I thought it was my friend calling. A lot of these fmls could easily be solved with a simple explanation but for some reason people find it easier to get embarrassed
mat_sib 18
Thats like a joke a five year old would tell