Today, I was expecting a call from my friend. The phone rang and I answered with "WANK!!" as a joke. It wasn't my friend on the phone, it was my boss. FML
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Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
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FoxRacerGirl7 7
caller ID (:
BadPinkKitty07 0
hey, maybe your boss is into that. maybe he can give you a raise, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Comments (82)
peroypetty 1
shouldve looked who was callin
QuietMayhem 0
wank is used in britian in a fashion similar to "dick" in the US. Wanking is jackin off and a wanker is used interchangeably with someone who jacks off or ya know like an asshole or dumbass...big difference is wank is not short for any name the way Dick is....haha
totes_sucks 0
It isn't used like 'dick'. No one has ever referred to their penis as their 'wank'. It is used to describe a penis-related activity, as you said!
1LL337 0
YDI for not checking like a dumbass
HeXr 22
who the he'll answers the phone like that? totally YDI
Forever101 0
rofl
jasonk485 0
HAVE U EVER HEARD OF CALLER ID?!?!
KurouTenshi 0
yeah, more like ex boss. be sure to check the number next time. :P silly girl. :)
lancer126 0
caller Id?
sourgirl101 29
Hey you're not working. You answer YOUR phone any way you want to. I'm sure your boss already knows you're a jokester.
dubstep87 0
WTF is a wank?