Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I walked into a conference room for what I thought was my department meeting. It turned out to be a support group for people with anger management issues. They weren't pleased with my suggestion to "calm down." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I went to court-mandated anger management. The guy running the class was an insufferable little dweeb who wasted time teaching us fucking nursery rhymes. I wanted to break his stupid little nerd glasses. Everything about him makes me mad. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Oh the irony!
DocBastard 40
Meeting official: Please introduce yourself. OP: I'm Bob. Official: Now tell us why you're here. OP: No. Official: I said do it! OP: NO! **** YOU! Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!
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Comments (103)
emmaweeee 0
I give the OP credit for actually admitting he needs anger management and making an effort to attend those sessions
psycho2012 7
Hah, same thing happened to me except I punched the instructor for belittling me
downtime 13
Haha hilarious, we are all impressed. Tell it again, maybe this time you'll find someone who actually wants to read it.
linkinpark98 24
Round One!… FIGHT!!
ifoundalaska 11
Keep going back please
pastnastificatio 4
Probably a common occurrence in these classes
lilmissdangerous 9
Goosefraba
HeartOfLead 24
Step one: get kicked out of anger management classes. Step two: admit you have a problem.
sparkrok 8
do not...
drdraaman 0
You mad bro?
GSU2013 6
Keep working on it bro.
terrask 11
Have a snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry!