Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Today, I walked into a conference room for what I thought was my department meeting. It turned out to be a support group for people with anger management issues. They weren't pleased with my suggestion to "calm down." FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I went to court-mandated anger management. The guy running the class was an insufferable little dweeb who wasted time teaching us fucking nursery rhymes. I wanted to break his stupid little nerd glasses. Everything about him makes me mad. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Oh the irony!
DocBastard 40
Meeting official: Please introduce yourself. OP: I'm Bob. Official: Now tell us why you're here. OP: No. Official: I said do it! OP: NO! **** YOU! Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!
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Comments (103)
emeraldisle 30
It appears like those classes aren't working very well for you.
BunBunBabe 8
Well you sure showed them you don't have an anger problem... Wait no you didn't
The_Hitdude 12
Well you're sure great at being funny...Wait no you aren't.
DuffleBagHero 4
Looks like someone wasn't doing their job then. It's not your fault OP, with anger, sometimes people just can't control themselves.
bobchickenfart 5
anger MANAGEMENT class
bobchickenfart 5
it's an anger MANAGEMENT class. the whole point is to learn how to control your anger.
downtime 13
...You know, if this is truly a problem that cannot be resolved the only humane thing to do would be to put him down...He would be a constant risk to society is his current state, and since its not his fault and it cannot be controlled we really need to look at end of life options. Feel better OP?
stiansr 8
Ironi much? It doesn't look like the class did you any good, so you should probably try to get your money refunded :)
analisemarie 12
Not sure if trying to type irony, or ironic...........
stiansr 8
I don't allways type ironi, but when I do, I mean irony
DocBastard 40
Meeting official: Please introduce yourself. OP: I'm Bob. Official: Now tell us why you're here. OP: No. Official: I said do it! OP: NO! **** YOU! Official: That's it! It's on, asshole!
Jaxx66 21
Thanks 70, I just thought of an old famous line.... "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?!" haha, I miss those days.
lfrye 6
Did you win
edfd3212 1
I thought that's what they were there to help you with. They're not doing a great job...
BrownSugar10940 2
Well u took ur anger out on somebody
kylesgirlforever 12
That's normal though. Who hasn't done that?;)
mintcar 10
If anything thing, this should've reassured you that you need this class.