Yeah, dude, it's so uncommon that it should be considered a superpower now.

How did you get avocado and napkins from LT?

Lavocado and tapkins, duhhh... Seriously OP what the fuck is wrong with you?

BLT? I don't know about all that, but I do know my wife makes an excellent ANB!

Ikr it's just sad if u don't no what BLT means that's just sad

It's never been that serious.

66- It's just sad if you don't know the difference between "no" and "know".

He must hang out with with the girl who had a conversation with her parrot

Bet she regrets marrying an idiot, doubt he'll ever realize it though

Hows dat stupid or sad its kinda funny .. I mean i have no idea.. But im guessing its bacon lettuce tomatoes??

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This belongs on highdeas not fml lol

Even thought it doesn't really make sense, I feel like an "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" would fit nicely here.

66 - Why don't you tell us again how sad it is?

You remind me of my boyfriend, OP... He was outisde with the dogs so I asked him to wipe his shoes off incase he stepped in shit. Does he wipe them on the outdoor mat? Nope. He walks into the house and wipes them on the carpet -.- That's my FML

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

In that case, I know and am apart of the justice league.

Avacado and napkins...so random

-51 what's an ANB?

I don't know what you are all hating on, clearly Op knew what he was doing. He's a man, and what men eat is bacon strips and bacon strips... And bacon strips. And maybe an avocado? Haters!

Epic meal time, I love it

Amen haha

Give him some slack, his wife is the one who makes the sandwiches, not him

What was it? When common sense becomes an attractive trait rather than an obvious state of mind?

51- I believe it's pronounced NAB.

Everyone knows the lettuce and tomatoes in a BLT are just filler..bacon is the only reason anyone eats a BLT. OP, you're re-hired.

not everyone knows what it stands for. there are people who barely eat this type of food or people that don't eat meat, they won't know what it stands for

Bacon, lemon and tartar sauce, of course.

No, bacon avocados and napkins.

Baloney, lime, taco of course!

He thought it meant Bacon, Large berry and Table settings. Rookie mistake.

Busty Ladies on Trampolines

Bacon lemur titties

Big Lion Tits

Brassieres, Lingerie and Thongs.

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato and yes, I went there.

Typical guy, buys the bacon and nothing else.

Big lovely tits of course!

Hahaha:p of course

But hawkeye, he did buy other things...

Bringing Life There

Bad ludocious tits

Big Lazy Twerp

Butt Licking Turd

boys like titties

Ludocious? Really?

I love this reply.

Bacon Lavacado Tnapkins

Who on EARTH doesn't know what goes into a BLT?!?!?!?!?!? The fuck?

I know, I mean, the least they can do is pay attention to a subway commercial, gee

Just to make sure.... It is bacon lettuce tomato right?

Yessiree, ya darn tootn' it is.

Not only did you not ask somebody at the store..you didn't look it up on your SMART phone..There are so many reasons for me to be pissed for your wife

Me

204 - Not everyone has a smart phone. Generally, I don't even take my phone out of my house, it can be rather distracting when trying to do something.

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Yupp

Da fuq?

No time to ask questions. Take the BLP and run. Run far away. They are after you.

Wait, what......

Tomatoes

When was the last time you made an intelligent comment?

Who the fuck still says 'burn' anymore?

^ that guy

BLT: Mix five pounds of bananas with a cup of lasagna and tacos and put the cuncoction into a flatbread that will need to be heated in a microwave for approximately fifteen half an hour... You're welcome, OP!

Yes, how could anyone forget liverwurst and tongue?

How is it cute? I mean it might be thoughtful because maybe they needed napkins but I don't think I'd go as far as to say that it's cute...

Stupidity is cute? Now I know what's wrong with this world!

I believe she is saying it is cute in a cute-little-lost-puppy sort of way.