By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
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loller27 6

dude what did you think it meant

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eddeeezzyy 19

Yeah, dude, it's so uncommon that it should be considered a superpower now.

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linstar 13

How did you get avocado and napkins from LT?

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blackheart24 10

Lavocado and tapkins, duhhh... Seriously OP what the **** is wrong with you?

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TurnpikeTwister 0

BLT? I don't know about all that, but I do know my wife makes an excellent ANB!

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alicekittykatt 0

Ikr it's just sad if u don't no what BLT means that's just sad

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archenemybtch 0

66- It's just sad if you don't know the difference between "no" and "know".

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hellbilly205 17

He must hang out with with the girl who had a conversation with her parrot

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groundzeromma 8

Bet she regrets marrying an idiot, doubt he'll ever realize it though

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PeachesnCream88 0

Hows dat stupid or sad its kinda funny .. I mean i have no idea.. But im guessing its bacon lettuce tomatoes??

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Even thought it doesn't really make sense, I feel like an "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" would fit nicely here.

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Senseless_487 29

66 - Why don't you tell us again how sad it is?

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spekledworf 18

You remind me of my boyfriend, OP... He was outisde with the dogs so I asked him to wipe his shoes off incase he stepped in shit. Does he wipe them on the outdoor mat? Nope. He walks into the house and wipes them on the carpet -.- That's my FML

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MrBrightside21 20

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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crazyblackchick 0

In that case, I know and am apart of the justice league.

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QueenQuay77 10

-51 what's an ANB?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

I don't know what you are all hating on, clearly Op knew what he was doing. He's a man, and what men eat is bacon strips and bacon strips... And bacon strips. And maybe an avocado? Haters!

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QueenQuay77 10

Epic meal time, I love it

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rovers_9 0

Give him some slack, his wife is the one who makes the sandwiches, not him

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ALpein 0

What was it? When common sense becomes an attractive trait rather than an obvious state of mind?

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ImABagel 0

Everyone knows the lettuce and tomatoes in a BLT are just filler..bacon is the only reason anyone eats a BLT. OP, you're re-hired.

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alinka_fml 0

not everyone knows what it stands for. there are people who barely eat this type of food or people that don't eat meat, they won't know what it stands for

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loller27 6

dude what did you think it meant

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Synixia 6

Bacon, lemon and tartar sauce, of course.

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ClassyCommando 13

He thought it meant Bacon, Large berry and Table settings. Rookie mistake.

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LightningCactus 12

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato and yes, I went there.

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hawkey126 0

Typical guy, buys the bacon and nothing else.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha:p of course

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QueenQuay77 10

Bringing Life There

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DuffleBagHero 4

Well then get the job done right next time! Chop chop! No wasting time when it comes to BLT's my good sir.

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Heinousness 0

Who on EARTH doesn't know what goes into a BLT?!?!?!?!?!? The ****?

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DuffleBagHero 4

I know, I mean, the least they can do is pay attention to a subway commercial, gee

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LLLP 0

Just to make sure.... It is bacon lettuce tomato right?

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Guren 0

Not only did you not ask somebody at the store..you didn't look it up on your SMART phone..There are so many reasons for me to be pissed for your wife

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izackthegreat 1

204 - Not everyone has a smart phone. Generally, I don't even take my phone out of my house, it can be rather distracting when trying to do something.

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snowmount07 6

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buck33 14

No time to ask questions. Take the BLP and run. Run far away. They are after you.

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TheCaterpiller 6

Wait, what......

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eatdemcupcakes 4

Pfft. This is why you should send a man out to do a woman's job.

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RyNo24 4

Why did napkins become an option???

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HeartOfLead 24

BLT: Mix five pounds of bananas with a cup of lasagna and tacos and put the cuncoction into a flatbread that will need to be heated in a microwave for approximately fifteen half an hour... You're welcome, OP!

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Mirorbo 26

I can't imagine what you thought BLT meant or stood for if you didn't know beforehand.

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Epikouros 31

Yes, how could anyone forget liverwurst and tongue?

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Ambi_Sinistrous 5

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JustOhSoLovely 6

How is it cute? I mean it might be thoughtful because maybe they needed napkins but I don't think I'd go as far as to say that it's cute...

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Senseless_487 29

Stupidity is cute? Now I know what's wrong with this world!

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Furrywhiplash 14

I believe she is saying it is cute in a cute-little-lost-puppy sort of way.

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idoam 8

I find it most concerning that you figured napkins were a part of the sandwich.

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