By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
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Common sense isn't so common nowadays

loller27 6

dude what did you think it meant


Common sense isn't so common nowadays

Yeah, dude, it's so uncommon that it should be considered a superpower now.

How did you get avocado and napkins from LT?

blackheart24 10

Lavocado and tapkins, duhhh... Seriously OP what the fuck is wrong with you?

BLT? I don't know about all that, but I do know my wife makes an excellent ANB!

alicekittykatt 0

Ikr it's just sad if u don't no what BLT means that's just sad

It's never been that serious.

archenemybtch 0

66- It's just sad if you don't know the difference between "no" and "know".

hellbilly205 17

He must hang out with with the girl who had a conversation with her parrot

Bet she regrets marrying an idiot, doubt he'll ever realize it though

Hows dat stupid or sad its kinda funny .. I mean i have no idea.. But im guessing its bacon lettuce tomatoes??

This belongs on highdeas not fml lol

Even thought it doesn't really make sense, I feel like an "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" would fit nicely here.

66 - Why don't you tell us again how sad it is?

spekledworf 18

You remind me of my boyfriend, OP... He was outisde with the dogs so I asked him to wipe his shoes off incase he stepped in shit. Does he wipe them on the outdoor mat? Nope. He walks into the house and wipes them on the carpet -.- That's my FML

MrBrightside21 20

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

crazyblackchick 0

In that case, I know and am apart of the justice league.

Avacado and random

QueenQuay77 10

-51 what's an ANB?

I don't know what you are all hating on, clearly Op knew what he was doing. He's a man, and what men eat is bacon strips and bacon strips... And bacon strips. And maybe an avocado? Haters!

QueenQuay77 10

Epic meal time, I love it

Give him some slack, his wife is the one who makes the sandwiches, not him

What was it? When common sense becomes an attractive trait rather than an obvious state of mind?

51- I believe it's pronounced NAB.

Everyone knows the lettuce and tomatoes in a BLT are just filler..bacon is the only reason anyone eats a BLT. OP, you're re-hired.

alinka_fml 0

not everyone knows what it stands for. there are people who barely eat this type of food or people that don't eat meat, they won't know what it stands for

loller27 6

dude what did you think it meant

Bacon, lemon and tartar sauce, of course.

No, bacon avocados and napkins.

Baloney, lime, taco of course!

He thought it meant Bacon, Large berry and Table settings. Rookie mistake.

Busty Ladies on Trampolines

Bacon lemur titties

nightheat 5

Big Lion Tits

Brassieres, Lingerie and Thongs.

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato and yes, I went there.

hawkey126 0

Typical guy, buys the bacon and nothing else.

Big lovely tits of course!

BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha:p of course

But hawkeye, he did buy other things...

QueenQuay77 10

Bringing Life There

Bad ludocious tits

Butt Licking Turd

Ludocious? Really?

I love this reply.

Bacon Lavacado Tnapkins

Well then get the job done right next time! Chop chop! No wasting time when it comes to BLT's my good sir.

Who on EARTH doesn't know what goes into a BLT?!?!?!?!?!? The fuck?

I know, I mean, the least they can do is pay attention to a subway commercial, gee


Just to make sure.... It is bacon lettuce tomato right?

Yessiree, ya darn tootn' it is.

Not only did you not ask somebody at the didn't look it up on your SMART phone..There are so many reasons for me to be pissed for your wife

204 - Not everyone has a smart phone. Generally, I don't even take my phone out of my house, it can be rather distracting when trying to do something.

snowmount07 6

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Da fuq?

No time to ask questions. Take the BLP and run. Run far away. They are after you.

TheCaterpiller 6

Wait, what......

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eatdemcupcakes 4

Pfft. This is why you should send a man out to do a woman's job.

When was the last time you made an intelligent comment?

Who the fuck still says 'burn' anymore?

Why did napkins become an option???

BLT: Mix five pounds of bananas with a cup of lasagna and tacos and put the cuncoction into a flatbread that will need to be heated in a microwave for approximately fifteen half an hour... You're welcome, OP!

I can't imagine what you thought BLT meant or stood for if you didn't know beforehand.

Epikouros 31

Yes, how could anyone forget liverwurst and tongue?

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JustOhSoLovely 6

How is it cute? I mean it might be thoughtful because maybe they needed napkins but I don't think I'd go as far as to say that it's cute...

Stupidity is cute? Now I know what's wrong with this world!

I believe she is saying it is cute in a cute-little-lost-puppy sort of way.

I find it most concerning that you figured napkins were a part of the sandwich.