woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Gimmme
Tacoma, United States
Repent!
Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Stony Point, United States
Broke
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
prisym
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Lucky day
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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L_Lovegood 19
One of the moments where all thats going through your head is: ...
duckman9 55
puzzle is the game you should start playing!
hockeydominatorc 0
How many pieces 100000000 it went through practically A hundred scissors better start now
BloodyDraven 0
how do u not notice money on grass? YDI OP
RLG 7
Not exactly easy to notice a green bill on green grass
tylersign 11
Exactly... get a green piece of paper and try to draw me a picture with a green crayon on it.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Maybe it was fake! You never know, those pesky neighbor kids could be setting you up.
lollipop77_fml 6
Start taping!!
lee1025 2
I think the fed replace all destroyed bills as long as you still have 51% of it
iamfabio1990 12
Either you made a mistake or your lawn mower is starting to excrete money... albeit poorly.
rachel_potter 13
Nope. No reaction for this situation
EvilDave 13
OP, gather the pieces up, all that you can find. You can mail the pieces to the U.S. Mint and they will try to reassemble the note. If they find more than 50% of the pieces, they will replace the note.
xlord 27
Yes because something that just got SHREDDED by a lawnmower is so easy to tape back together