Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Repent!
Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Broke
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Lucky day
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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firebug5691 0
are you serious?
sciencekidster1 8
Were you staring at the sky or something? How do you not see that?
cybermolly10 7
If you can provide 51% of the bill, the bank might take it and exchange it for a new one. Worth a shot.
Flags4life 4
Yeah
DomoLaDii 8
How could u not see that when ur cutting the grass smar one!!!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Money and grass are the same color "smar" one!!!!
aali12 7
Always check the ground for money
babymaee 0
How the heck did you not see that?
whyseeatall 4
You know you can tape the pieces together and take it to a bank for them to swap it out.
sxyduck08 0
Dude gather the pieces and take it to the bank.. Most banks will replace ripped bills.. But most of it has to be there.
mzblondiee 0
Ah just a 50.. Not that bad:)
ThatSceneKid1313 9
I did the same to a 20 yesterday.