woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Gimmme
Tacoma, United States
Repent!
Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Stony Point, United States
Broke
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
prisym
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Lucky day
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
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SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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SuddsTv 6
you know if u can find both sets of serial #'s u can go to the bank and get a new bill
spazzattack 0
Tape it back together?.. If you can find all the pieces..
ChinaDolll 5
I would have taped it back together
simply_ashley1 6
Glue it back together
Malevolent_Bunny 0
As so many people have undoubtedly already said, you can gather the pieces and get a replacement from the local bank. Really, this would be a good day because you found $50, and even if it was already yours at least you aren't losing anything. Save the FML stories for real problems.
nicholasj96 9
Piece that shit back together .
Plasmalaser 11
If u get enough pieces for it to be somewhat recognizable and tape them together the bank can replace it
thegrealtdalton 9
You must have the eyes of a ******* hawk! I never would have seen that
duma191 21
find all the pieces and the bank will give you a new one