Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Repent!
Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Broke
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Lucky day
Today, I was cleaning my apartment when I found a €20 note underneath the sofa cushion. I was pretty happy until I remembered I'd lost €20 a few days earlier and spent an hour looking for it. I'd finally found my own money and felt lucky about it. FML
Top comments
SlyTail 5
:/ you killed it.
aikokohitori 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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Comments (119)
emo12345 0
Y is dat bad?
Dflips 0
Nooooo
Oceansnipe17 8
I'd sift through the grass
PurpleFrostingg 7
duct tape that shit
Biker_Chick 0
I would just tape it back together. Digging for all the little bits and puzzle piecing it back together is so worth $50
ssoccerchick97 16
I don't understand why this is being thumbed down. It's a funny suggestion :]
IamDre 5
What has this world come to? Leaving $50 dollar bills on the ground?
Bless23 0
You guys are idiots this actually works. As long as you have both halves showing identical serial numbers and you can prove its real you can get a replacement. I do it all the time.
ferretslayer 2
You can take the pieces to the bank and they'll give you a new bill.. I found a twenty that was almost unrecognizable once and they gave me a new on no questions asked.
VickLynx 6
wow, that sucked :l