Love: Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because...

By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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loveleafs16 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:38

awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.

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dre228 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:25

number 11 you are stupid...130 is fat for some people number 13 i bet your guy friends will **** the 90 pound girl with less confidence than the 130 dog that loves herself

mon22 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:06

#80 that is sickening i cannot believe you actually think that. 120 for someone 5'6 is very thin.

leonhaba 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:07

well damn, you're only 130... I mean, I'm a good 15 pounds heavier than you, and I'd say I'm a pretty average size... and I'm average height as well. So that guy is dumb and doesn't deserve someone like you.

savesam 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:21

omg :O. im sorry.

reqqkd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:40

... don't worry im sure the chair was made out of ... balsa

Raven_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:04

130 is only overweight if the OP is like, a little person. It's a healthy weight for anyone 5'1 to 5'9.

ireallydohateyou 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 2:43

Dude, **** that guy! That is NOT overweight! He is ******* nutts! That bothers me.

watchnlearn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:41

at least you're confident enough to realize he's an idiot and you're not in any way overweight. and i broke a leg off of a chair back when i was younger and weighed like 115. don't take the chair personally.

Cowman3340 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 8:22

LOL tubby

berlin_hennessy 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 8:34

Hahahah oh honey that is just the worst luck - obviously you aren't overweight at 130lbs unless you're 2' tall. Try to look at it like the universe trying to make you smile; the absurdity is just too much. Anyone who would say that has some pretty serious issues of their own to work out, and is nasty to boot. I'd venture a guess that almost anyone in the world would be better than that loser.