Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
kfred987 0
For anyone who claims that cops won't do things to watch others get blamed and punished, good luck with your argument... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80731331/#comment-7854437
YamahaMama09 0
Take that a**hole to court and take him for all he's worth! Thats just wrong!
stonersupra3 0
i can honestly hook u up with attorneys f u need them
Spencer_CDS 0
Sigh. Crooked, irresponsible cops. Every town's got 'em. Sucks, man.
az622 0
Take him to court on it. Get a lawyer and subpoena the dash cam video footage.
memmer66 0
First off, fight it. Second off, its not illegal for cops/paramedics/etc. to use cell phones, they are excluded from those laws. Third, did anybody notice this chicks username is rammed behind?
gpstyne 0
good luck winning that one in court
TLPEvil 0
Take it to court. You should win and it shouldn't be too hard to win either.
ajmarti2 0
you should have called 911 before letting him go. tell them that "someone" rear ended you and you needed an officer there. then the cop would have been the laughingstock of the season and would have probably gotten fired.
trumpet55 0
Don't worry, that ticket won't stick, in court the judge will be like "WTF!?! You can't give tickets for that!" and the cop will possibley get into some abuse of power problems and forces to take a remedial driving course. DE