Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
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Comments (167)
MrJentipede 2
Hey Pepe, I heard you pull your pants down all the way to go pee!
bobleheadNS 0
ydi for being a stupid teacher skanky ***** **** showing off ur fat fugly ass to little kids :|
missmarley93 1
lmao wtf? calm down hahaha
crazeh_monkeh 0
I am going to go ahead and say FYL for living in BFE South Dakota.
skullbuster 0
Your family has failed you, OP. Didn't your dad/grandpa/uncle every train you in the fine technique of 'changing the tire?' You kneel down, unzip, and let loose.
meowcat121 0
well, it sure sounds better than my day!
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
atomick 0
Why would your pants be down? Haven't you used a penis before? You just unzip your fly, pull out the tip of your penis, and urinate ANYWHERE BESIDES IN FRONT OF A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN.
ragglefraggle 2
Why does everyone assume this man was wearing pants that have a zipper? Maybe he was wearing sweatpants, or slip-on pants. If you don't have a zipper, the only option is to pull them down. But other than that, you're right.
diana491141 0
I'm fairly certain, #95, that if you're a teacher/working in a professional career that you're not wearing sweatpants. The only chance of that is if he's a gym teacher.
ragglefraggle 2
Well that's not entirely true, a lot of the female teachers, and some of the male substitutes wear completely casual clothing while teaching, in fact, about over 65% of the teachers I've met hardly wore any professional clothing.
fretforyerlatte 0
even if they were sweatpants (which i don't find too likely), it's really not necessary to pull them all the way down, is it? just pull down the waistband a little and pull it out of the top.
lexiBRo 0
By professional I don't think he meant suit and tie but there is a definitely a standard of dress that teachers should abide by and sweats don't usually fall into that standard. (My gym teachers didn't even wear sweats to school)
fmlxxxx 0
Even in sweat pants you can just hold the front down while you flop it out, they still stay over your hips at the side & back
I_suck_you_suck 0
what if he didnt have one, or if it was stuck?
theshinepolice 0
if your'e gonna be on the road with no stops every morning, peeing before you go should be routine, even if you don't have a long drive, you should try to utilize your toilet as much as possible so stuff like this doesn't happen.
jdizzle1245 0
werenet you faced against the road instead of towards it? if so what age students do you have. if its like second graders its not a problem but if its high school or middle school then you screwed
lover_of_life 8
At least they saw the back instead of the front! Look on the bright side. :-)