Transportation: Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly...

By jjs51 - 23/01/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

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TatMan15 10

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:15

Aww that's just nasty

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:17

She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.

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ravenxcorvinus 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:38

O_O

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:43

that's hot

KayleeBeth 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:45

Wth? Couldn't she just wait? Lol. That would be really Awkard and Weird. You gotta get over it though.

mattypoo14 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:47

:o nastyy

Zombiegirl420 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:01

You might wanna be worried lol your the dude in the back with er.

ExToRtiOn 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:01

Should of ate her out

KingOfAmazing 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:06

That's hot. Not even going to lie.

SamLiveFree_77 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:07

107-OP eating out his own sister? NO.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:09

how is she comfortable doing it in the car w. you n your parents :S

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 January 2012 16:59

cheap thrill.

chase234 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 4:11

How old is she

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