Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying, "It's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too." The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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Top comments
skilova4lifezzz 19
"I could say the same about your dick"
aishaa1 15
Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP
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Comments (66)
shaytards_fml 9
I wonder what you look like
Larsh 4
Time to find a guy that appreciates you
thisisthestupid 18
He should go **** himself If he doesn't like it he should shove a fork up his ass You have to deal with his stupid ass everyday so I think you are better than him
dachayke 16
I think you are an idiot.
novapine 19
asshole bf you got there.
Muttley9 13
Nobody, but nobody is perfect; if a person is good to you and good for you morale, keep them :)
pinchepriscyla 9
Ouch
sarahhanlen 11
He should never say something like that to you! I think you should tell him how you feel. I'm sure you don't have an awkward body, chin up.
MisUnFortunate 31
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
Aegimus 5
Sometimes, you just can't beat the efficiency of a silent, cold stare that says 'I hope, for your sake, that you're sleeping in a hotel tonight '.