Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying, "It's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too." The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
"I could say the same about your dick"
aishaa1 15
Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP
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Comments (66)
raininginseattle 9
Guess he won't need to worry about seeing you naked anymore.
worldclassrager 41
Well he is dating you better get used to it...everyone has a shape but some shapes are different than others...
soulebelius 17
I remember I told my girlfriend she has a "peculiar ass". Still holds on to that comment.
hayjay2000 8
You sound like a douche.
soulebelius 17
Because I don't blow smoke up her ass on every thing about her? She refers to my feet as "boats" and pushes them off her.
TheRoyalBattler 5
Dodecahedron?
SuperMew 22
Sometimes you cannot fix how someone sees you. I have had boyfriend tell me I am "******* pale" and "weirdly tall" for a girl. Other men loved those qualities about me. You will want to talk about it now before it becomes a huge issue. Comments like that can stick with someone and make them less likely to be intimate and sexual with their partner. Ask him what he meant by it and how it made you feel. If it is not a huge issue, and you can let it go, then drop the subject. But I do not think people forget those things and even with a ton of body confidence, it can erode the physical trust you have in them. If you are concerned about it go to the gym, or try and tone up. Sometimes you just have to accept the way you look is the way you look, but you do not have to be with someone who makes you feel bad about it. Not saying break up, but do have a discussion about it.
hayjay2000 8
That's terrible. I would never be in a relationship where someone calls the other oddly shaped, weird looking, or anything like that. I think it's really rude.
Crazc 15
how many guys have you slept with damm
dachayke 16
Please don't make comments that are 4 ******* paragraphs long.
JokersHQ 21
Wow, rude.
LaylaPerri 8
that's pretty rude of him to say that, tell him off next time. he deserves it
the_shift 13
You should have said "o, like your dick is any better."
nerovetsrethca 20
That's rude. Hope he did meant it in an possitive way OP.
FMLcommenterer 13
During sex, ask if 'it' is in when he's trying to get u to ******. Who knows, it might even put another FML on this website.