Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying, "It's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too." The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
"I could say the same about your dick"
aishaa1 15
Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP
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Comments (66)
hopsinlove17 26
Kick him in the balls and make sure to comment on how odd shaped they are now(;
samabomination 19
Or skip kicking him in the balls and just not touch them at all.
hopsinlove17 26
Even better. No guy should ever make a girl feel insecure about her body!
Crazc 15
"not touch them at all" that can be worked around
JMichael 26
He may have meant it to be a compliment. One stupid one if you ask me tho.
kernelkat 16
Tell him that's what non photoshopped girls look like.
bazookajoey 27
Should have said "god damn, you're single"
Jelbeztok 17
am i the only one thats curious about how OP looks now?
dachayke 16
Actually, no.
Xotoolyxo 16
Didn't know a person could be "oddly shaped"
JMichael 26
Depends on what's considered "odd".
MrRazzle 4
If there's a foot growing out of OP's waist, I'd say that counts.
dawood_k 27
Well that went pear shaped very quickly
wodenlord 11
I don't think he is right. But it was cruel of him to say that.
ayyeitsanderson 11
Put that ****** in the dog house
Rodville 28
He is in front of a naked woman and he said that? Is he gay? I don't care how your shaped if your naked I would be very grateful.