Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I got yelled at for not taking an order correctly at work. I've been washing dishes all day and haven't taken a single order. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Anonymous
College Station, United States
Don't mess with Texas
Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "Hon'", "Darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML
SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
The Dishwasher
Guelph, Canada
Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML
F.U. QFN
Get out
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
BohGlam
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!
MAD01502 20
Your boss is an idiot!
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Comments (100)
niamhyo 13
get a better job
laden_swallow09 35
Maybe I should just make more money or just invent something. Maybe I should just start a political revolution. It's sooooo simple, anyone can do it!
Queensland 27
Everyone thinks like that^, that's why often the people who do try, succeed, because they have no competition!
sexyboi1985 27
Smile mate ! Doesn't cost a Penny.
91hayek 31
He should incentivise you to do so; everyone will smile if the price is right.
Taylor22294 24
I think that's funny. Come on man your getting paid that's something to smile about.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Maybe you have resting bitch face when you're bored washing dishes?
blackhole421 5
HAHAHA! That just made my day! Omfg!
liliphin 7
Just draw a smile on like The Joker Boom. Problem solved
alr158 18
I would totally draw it on :)
1dvs_bstd 41
it's not about washing dishes, it's about sending a message.. everyone smile.
blackonblight 33
You can't smile at dirty dishes, they take that for weakness. You have to give 'em the power scowl to show that grease who's boss!
1dvs_bstd 41
don't you know dishes have feelings too?
mathilde92_fml 6
Stupid..
Radayam 19
I'd like to believe that OP is literally a dishwasher, as in the actual machine.