Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I got yelled at for not taking an order correctly at work. I've been washing dishes all day and haven't taken a single order. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Anonymous
College Station, United States
Don't mess with Texas
Today, my boss gave me a verbal warning. My crime? Calling people "Hon'", "Darlin'", and the like. I work at a Texas diner. FML
SimpleSwimmer
United States
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Anonymous
Australia
One law for me…
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
The Dishwasher
Guelph, Canada
Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML
F.U. QFN
Get out
Today, I was given my marching orders because I corrected my supervisor on something he was actually doing wrong. It seems I deserve this for "not learning to obey my immediate superiors." FML
BohGlam
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!
MAD01502 20
Your boss is an idiot!
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worldclassrager 41
It looks like some of this dishes are sad and when delivered the meal is sad and then the customer gets sad complains to the waiter or waitress and they talk to the manager and they get sad and to end it off the waiter or waitress is sad due to a low tip...it's all on you OP... Smiles are contagious if you are smiling while washing dishes a bit more it might pass on to a co worker whom isn't having a very good day
joopjoop 19
the other day my manager was trying to get me in trouble for something that someone else did while I was gone on break.
UnluckyJulie 13
Oh, FFS. I HATE people like OP's boss. OP gets paid to WASH DISHES, not to fill everyone's life with joy. Keep on frowning, OP, and save that smile for when you really mean it!
mkayden 23
Smile as if you are a lunatic whenever your boss is around. He'll regret it muhahahah
tinag0921 7
I had a boss like that! I would be rolling silverware in the back of the restaurant, where no one could see me, and he would come back there and yell at me if I wasn't smiling.
daydreamer244 13
I swear, some bosses just try so hard to be dicks.
Taolan 23
I worked the service bar in a kitchen of a restaurant, making drinks for the majority of our customers and never seeing any face except my co-workers for six to fourteen hours a day. My boss did the same thing.
buckdharma 38
When no one is looking take a piss in the dishes. Happy now. Okay then, smile. (:
BeastK 3
at first I thought u were the actual machine lol .
fairylights85 13
Be annoyingly cheerful at all times around your boss. He'll eventually get sick of it and leave you alone.