your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted

I imagine you don't sweep with a mobile phone in your hand.

Don't think that was part of the job requirements

Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"

He's trying to get you to chant "CNN Sucks!"

Post on their social media about the piece of turd you had to clean up that looks like cousin Leroy

I think your boss just gave you a hint on getting a promotion

Cool story, bro