By BohGlam - 01/12/2016 20:30

Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
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whatahatuis 7

your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted

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Tripartita 44

Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"

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whatahatuis 7

your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted

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species4872 19

I imagine you don't sweep with a mobile phone in your hand.

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AC98 19

Don't think that was part of the job requirements

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Lalala579121 27

Job duties include: mopping the floors, cleaning bathrooms, tweeting about how much being a janitor sucks.

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Dedski 11

It's in the fine print. Always read the fine print.

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Tripartita 44

Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"

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Tripartita 44

Don't **** with me, all right?! Don't **** with me, Sean, not you! *sobs*

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RichardPencil 30

He's trying to get you to chant "CNN Sucks!"

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AyeJay101 25

Post on their social media about the piece of turd you had to clean up that looks like cousin Leroy

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Uglygod305 4

I think your boss just gave you a hint on getting a promotion

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Goblin182 26

Developing better media communication skills makes a person promotable from janitor to what?

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Essayon 8

Assistant Custodial Engineer

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Manual_Manoosy 21

Cool story, bro

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