By BohGlam - 01/12/2016 20:30

Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 138
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your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted

Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"

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your media communication skills must be pretty good if your fml got posted

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I imagine you don't sweep with a mobile phone in your hand.

Don't think that was part of the job requirements

Job duties include: mopping the floors, cleaning bathrooms, tweeting about how much being a janitor sucks.

It's in the fine print. Always read the fine print.

Man, being a janitor was easier before Matt Damon invented that Will Hunting character. Now it's "Compute this Fourier analysis," "Find the adjacency matrix of this," and "Increase your media communications skills!"

It's not your fault.

Don't fuck with me, all right?! Don't fuck with me, Sean, not you! *sobs*

He's trying to get you to chant "CNN Sucks!"

Post on their social media about the piece of turd you had to clean up that looks like cousin Leroy

I think your boss just gave you a hint on getting a promotion

Developing better media communication skills makes a person promotable from janitor to what?

Assistant Custodial Engineer

Cool story, bro