By imwithapples22 - 29/01/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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NotGabe 28
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Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

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JustJumped 22
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The nutters do tend to come out at night

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JustJumped 22
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The nutters do tend to come out at night

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notjanedoe 27
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They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

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CheeseTron 15
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Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...

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notjanedoe 27
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Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.

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BrotherTheo 31
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Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*

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desoto96 9
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The freaks come out at night - whodini

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Eluveitie 9
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43, or Borat.

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NotGabe 28
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Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

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SasaCeceGogo 18
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Don't forget conditioner!

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HowAreYouToday 34

and some sanity.

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WearingHats 14
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Or perhaps sanitation.

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finnrambo 13
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no. sanity

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Eluveitie 9
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No, sanitation.

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Sandman366 6
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Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?

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Pleonasm 35
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Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?

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notjanedoe 27
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Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.

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JenkJenks 6
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That was a stretch

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DyslexicPanda 12
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Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o

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Coop817 19
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Free money don't complain

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Clioo_fml 17
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Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..

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Coop817 19
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Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"

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Tempest151 11
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The freaks come out at night.

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kalepie 6
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I feel like I've seen this comment before..

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notjanedoe 27
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Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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Nothing wrong with freaks...

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lemonademixer 7
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#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?

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KiddNYC1O 20
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^ Yes ;)

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perdix 29
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You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!

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YUNOFML 16
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You make it sound like a big hairy deal.

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Artsygirl90 14
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Hair can't replace coins?

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TrueTriage 16
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Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!

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SoSickWithIt 14
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Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?

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