So...

yaaaay :D

The nutters do tend to come out at night

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...

Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.

Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*

The freaks come out at night - whodini

43, or Borat.

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

Don't forget conditioner!

and some sanity.

Or perhaps sanitation.

no. sanity

No, sanitation.

Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?

Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?

...What?

Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.

That was a stretch

Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o

I do.

Free money don't complain

Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..

Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"

The freaks come out at night.

I feel like I've seen this comment before..

Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.

Nothing wrong with freaks...

#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?

^ Yes ;)

Jackpot.

You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure!

An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!

You make it sound like a big hairy deal.

Hair can't replace coins?

Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!

Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?