Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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NotGabe
| 28
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
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JustJumped
| 22
The nutters do tend to come out at night
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1997nikki
| 5
So...
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pssecho
| 9
yaaaay :D
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JustJumped
| 22
The nutters do tend to come out at night
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notjanedoe
| 27
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
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CheeseTron
| 15
Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...
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notjanedoe
| 27
Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.
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BrotherTheo
| 31
Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*
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desoto96
| 9
The freaks come out at night - whodini
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Eluveitie
| 9
43, or Borat.
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NotGabe
| 28
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
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SasaCeceGogo
| 18
Don't forget conditioner!
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
and some sanity.
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WearingHats
| 14
Or perhaps sanitation.
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finnrambo
| 13
no. sanity
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Eluveitie
| 9
No, sanitation.
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Sandman366
| 6
Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?
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Pleonasm
| 34
Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?
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MisterMuffinz
| 13
...What?
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notjanedoe
| 27
Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.
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JenkJenks
| 6
That was a stretch
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DyslexicPanda
| 12
Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o
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klutz44
| 28
I do.
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Coop817
| 19
Free money don't complain
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Clioo_fml
| 17
Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..
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Coop817
| 19
Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"
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Tempest151
| 11
The freaks come out at night.
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kalepie
| 6
I feel like I've seen this comment before..
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notjanedoe
| 27
Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Nothing wrong with freaks...
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lemonademixer
| 7
#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
^ Yes ;)
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Ponponpon_fml
| 5
Jackpot.
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perdix
| 29
You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure!
An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!
An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!
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YUNOFML
| 16
You make it sound like a big hairy deal.
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Artsygirl90
| 14
Hair can't replace coins?
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TrueTriage
| 16
Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?