Work: Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money...

By imwithapples22 - 29/01/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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You deserved it 4 586

By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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NotGabe 28

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

JustJumped 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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1997nikki 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:51

So...

pssecho 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:51

yaaaay :D

JustJumped 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

The nutters do tend to come out at night

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:30

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

CheeseTron 15

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:41

Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:55

Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.

BrotherTheo 31

Tuesday 29 January 2013 20:10

Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*

desoto96 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:50

The freaks come out at night - whodini

Eluveitie 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:57

43, or Borat.

NotGabe 28

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

SasaCeceGogo 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:10

Don't forget conditioner!

HowAreYouToday 34

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:14

and some sanity.

WearingHats 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:48

Or perhaps sanitation.

finnrambo 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:05

no. sanity

Eluveitie 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:01

No, sanitation.

Sandman366 6

Wednesday 30 January 2013 2:10

Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:54

Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?

MisterMuffinz 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:31

...What?

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:34

Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.

JenkJenks 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 20:28

That was a stretch

DyslexicPanda 12

Wednesday 30 January 2013 7:59

Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o

klutz44 28

Wednesday 30 January 2013 9:55

I do.

Coop817 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:56

Free money don't complain

Clioo_fml 17

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:14

Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..

Coop817 19

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:20

Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"

Tempest151 11

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:57

The freaks come out at night.

kalepie 6

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:06

I feel like I've seen this comment before..

notjanedoe 27

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:33

Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:14

Nothing wrong with freaks...

lemonademixer 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:50

#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:29

^ Yes ;)

Ponponpon_fml 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:57

Jackpot.

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:01

You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!

YUNOFML 16

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:27

You make it sound like a big hairy deal.

Artsygirl90 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:02

Hair can't replace coins?

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:54

Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!

SoSickWithIt 14

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:52

Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?

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