Miscellaneous: Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was...

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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Gingerly 0

Friday 13 February 2009 7:06

Tell her she may be pretty now, but when she gets old and ugly, you'll still have a personallity.

yay_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 9:21

Don't worry, she clearly proved by that statement she is one of those "pretty dumb" girls. But, you have to give her props for trying to make you feel better. She probably didn't know what else to say. If you are constantly badgering her about it, she probably knows she can't just say, "Nooo... that's not true..." anymore. Learn there are more important things in life, you will grow, and she will be stuck having to survive on her good looks, while you get ahead in life.

Comments

suyci 0

Friday 13 February 2009 13:48

thats.. an fml how? i think its a profit in life to not getting raped?

FMLRabbit 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:06

There was truth in that.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:12

wait...why does everyone assume that you're not beautiful???? my sister and i always think the other is the more attractive one...that doesn't mean there IS a more attractive one, and if there is: we're different people with different personalities/qualities however, in your case: you're smarter, you're nicer, you're more modest, and that adds to how attractive you are (...to those who matter)

XxLorniklexX 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

Punch her in the boob.

d_dh2310 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 9:28

retardedddddd

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:01

Wow, that was... reassuring... =/

TheOrpheus 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 9:02

thats not the best silver lining to being ugly...

Adeyy 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:20

She is obviously isn't that smart, because rape usually has nothing to do with how you look, rape is usually about power, so it could happen to anybody :)