Miscellaneous: Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he...

By ughhh123456789 - 15/07/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my old neighbor's bathroom, because he asked me to and I didn't want to be rude. Plus, I was getting paid. He told me to "get the floor pearly white." So I scrubbed, and scrubbed, and scrubbed. Turns out the floor tiles are naturally a dull yellowish. I didn't get paid. FML

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By sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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Family

By megamonster99 - 07/11/2016 15:06 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML

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By Mad - 27/06/2011 01:14 - Australia

Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Pissed

By fishbearpig - 27/01/2024 13:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, we're in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and the hallway of our apartment. We hired a great guy and he does a really good job, but there's a lot of dust and no way to clean properly until everything is done. My wife is pissed with me because I work from home and don't clean everything every day. FML

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By person - 10/06/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I busted my ass to help this old lady move her stuff because she was going to a nursing home. I was told I would get paid. When I finished four hours later the lady took me to a room and told me to pick out anything in her little goody bag. I got a race car as payment. FML

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SeventhFonons 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:15

Wow, he's a prick

peter_man 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 2:17

lesson: don't trust people when they ask you to clean things to a specific color.

Comments

shouldabeenabj 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:06

what a dick u shoulda taken a piss on his floor and told him to scrub that out. #38 I'm gonna go ahead and assume your from Canada nothing wrong with that but all the time On this site i see back and forth fights about some American makes a Canada joke and it just blows up, kinda goes the same way Im pretty sure werever ur from im guessing Canada has just as many stupid people as America #44 Im pretty sure the Family Guy thing was a joke jesus let it go i assume 38 realizes the difference of situation between herbert and OP's neighbor stop taking shit so ******* literal and get a sense of humor

maria12_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:27

#46 I'm just gonna assume that you never voted for bush. & I'm from New Zealand

shouldabeenabj 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:03

whats that supposed to mean?, and ur profile says canada

hl85 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:24

forget about being rude. just don't help this person anymore. next time you're asked a favor, decline.

romeovilleanyone 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:25

All i have to say is WHY .. WHY THE HELL DID you "HAVE TO" clean his bathroom WHY THE FUKKK would u not wanna be RUDE ... geesh YDI big time

crzygrl90218 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:01

Ohhh! That suuuucccckkkkss

AdamGD 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:12

The ****!?!? Kick his ass down the stairs and if he cant get up, tell him he should have gotten life alert

whizzkidd99 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:58

oh hell yeah i love life alert it has saved me many times

Cromwellsandwich 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:21

YDI for having your username end in "123456789"

AAAAHHHH12 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:52

Bleach it. It'll sanitize the nasty floor.

girlnamedkris 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:52

did he watch you scrub? that would make this great

coopcas 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:53

@48: Romeoville, IL? FYL, that place sucks ass.

bneill 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 8:58

That sucks. He probably got a kick out of it.

weirdgirl_sf 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:53

Yeah he sounds like an old bastard. He was probably laughing himself to sleep that afternoon, because he tricked that poor sap. I would not clean an old man's bathroom unless he was my grandpa or I was so desperate for money I was eating cat food.