Somewhere, somebody rolled a D-20 amd fumbled...

or op is too lazy to get a ladder...

@23 OP most likely didn't have time to go out and get a ladder. In the fast food business you have to be able to do things quickly, and taking going to find a ladder let alone drag it over is something that would take a good bit of time if you think you can do the job without it. Besides OP's might think OP isn't being effective or isn't capable if he needed to get a ladder. As for OP I suggest you ask for someone's help next time in order to avoid further injuries, or you can try to take out the trash before it's all the way filled. I hope your head feels better.

Yeah and knocking yourself out is gonna be a lot better than taking the time to get one ladder?

This needs to be the next major UFC event

When I read this FML, it reminded me of that video where the guy smashes his head against watermelons repeatedly.

Terrible

The original definition of head banging :)

Please stop writing run on sentences it's really annoying I can't stand it *breathe*

Did You mean fun because that's just another pun

That is what happens when you type a comment in a rush, sadly I can't edit it. #15 On the other hand at least I remember to leave a period at the end of my sentence.

*consider this really dumb situation* --- If the dumpster were in the Mortal Kombat series... What would its finishing move be?

My guess would be throwing you into the dump truck to be crushed

Flawless victory... As for a finisher, call it dumpster tipping...

Under the same token, he should be careful at piers when there are garbage bags around.